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Our nonbinary Theirapists™ are here to solve all your imaginary problems.
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My Spotify Free doesn’t pay for itself.
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Burn in hell, you sexy beasts.
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Molecularly indistinguishable from pasture-raised kompromat, now without the moral ambiguity of kid-fucking
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Pretentious Indian fusion succeeds, but doesn’t shine, on PGA.
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How a fitness journey became an unending fitness nightmare.
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For the Mediterranean diet you’ll drop in two weeks.
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Just say the words, and we can make this work.
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And Gabby Petito will die on this hill.
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You were too scared to tell your closest friends, so let’s out you on national TV.
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Everyone fucks a baby, but it’s okay because she has tits and says goofy things.
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With two late-2023 left jabs landing, the right uppercut will come in under a year for the knockout.
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Your right to fun ends where my inconvenience begins.
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Oversalted and overpriced in Naples.
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If being a Soyboy is gay, I don’t wanna be straight.
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Emergency book review of Leave the World Behind (bonus alternate recommendation)
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The perfect meal to impress the date I didn’t have.
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I made stinky, and I need you.
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Strip mall pho near the Stuart beach.
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Imagine still ordering Domino’s in this day and age.
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Upscale food court in downtown Miami
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Cuz I’m Mr. Rightside.
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Couples counselors hate this! Use this one simple trick to evaluate your relationship.
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Modern world leader starting lineup.
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Dim sum, duck, and chow fun in the heart of a Miami strip mall.
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Eat breakfast for dinner and pretend it’s healthy.
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Breakfast, lunch, and coffee in the heart of Montauk.
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In Minecraft allegedly.
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I appropriated Nonna culture, and you can too.
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Mexican fast casual in Society Hill
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How one’s small mistake can define another’s life
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I make and discuss a traditional Jewish holiday food.
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Mediterranean reasturant in Jupiter’s Harbourside Place. Read about their whipped feta, stuffed grape leaves, and chicken kebab platter.
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What we can learn about creation, beauty, and impermanence
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